"Hello Marci?...It's Rachel...Hey girl!...Listen...Does that really cute guy still live next door to you?...Yeah...I know he's gay...I was wondering...I want to fix him up with someone...Someone I know that gives excellent blowjobs!...Who?...Welllll...uh....well...It's Rick...Yeah...Rick!...My husband...No I'm not fucking with you...I guess there's somethings about My marriage I should explain to you...."